This is one heck of a Challenge MsJ & Alan! But I think I am up to it! It may not win any prizes, but I think it will get a few chuckles.
EAT ME
I was nothing when first you found me, all dirty in the field.
My sweet potential you saw at once and so to you I yield.
You took me home and cleaned me up, my red beauty you did see.
I can sense the wanton lust, the desire you have for me.
Though greatly tempted you hold back, knowing I'm not ready yet.
You gently lay me down, then rise, the chocolate sauce to get.
You spread my bottom with the sauce, making it gooey and wet.
You still do not taste my pink flesh, your willpower has been steeled.
Come, let my seed and juicy nectar flow out, unbound and free.
Strawberry fruit, a work of art once the chocolate has set.
