1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place the boots on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note with large writing on your door that reads:
Quote:
Hey Bubba, Big John, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back
in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part
in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four
of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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