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hehe, a friend at work sent this one to me a couple weeks ago. I immediately forwarded it to my brother's Motorcycle shop. Everyone got a good laugh.
**warning! Sexist comments below!**
But!!! The man would be better off keeping the bike and kicking out the wife. In how many ways is a motorcycle superior to a woman?
1. If the rear end develops a wobble, you can easily tighten it without offending anyone.
2. A motorcycle's curves never sag
3. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed after 7000 kms
4. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is wrong.
5. If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can put a muffler on it.
6. You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
7. One good ride doesn't make a motorcycle limp the next day.
8. If you don't like the look of your motorcycle, you can put new parts on it.
9. If your motorcycle isn't doing what you want, it's ok to hit it.
10 You only need a new belt for your motorcycle when the old one is REALLY worn.
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