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Real Name: Herbert Siegel
Last Online: 07-30-2008 07:37 PM
Location: Long Beach, NY
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Biography: Former CEO of major public corporations; Ph.D.in International Law who embraces poetry that educates, challenges, and entertains wth an added touch of sardonic humor.
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ALIAS PASTA
When Pasta was Spaghetti my pants were short
the TV had to warm up, and meatballs weren’t bought.
When Pasta was Spaghetti water came in a glass
and when you filled up the car you were crass if you got off your ass.
When Pasta was Spaghetti fearing for your life meant detention at school,
and War was a card game played instead of pool.
When Pasta was Spaghetti Marinara was somebody’s name,
and linguini was spaghetti by another name.
When Pasta was Spaghetti al dente was my next-door neighbor,
penne came with paper and Alfredo was a bricklayer.
When Pasta was Spaghetti pizzaiola was an eatery
lasagna was a novelty and bokerei was a bakery.
When Pasta was Spaghetti Manicotti was Ralph Kramden’s friend
calamari was an entree and Leontyne Price’s Aida was the end.
When Pasta was Spaghetti foods that ended with a vowel
were usually served family style with a loud howl.
When Pasta was Spaghetti it was served with garlic rings
the Sopranos were in business but there was no Bada Bing.
When Pasta was Spaghetti!
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