erikestabrook

part political part prose, just think about it spooky ain't it

I've left Gretel's witch,
for a lady who wants to ditch me already,
I search for kids that look like Harry Potter,
they always look like lambs to the slaughter,
I don't give them treats until they perform a magical feat,
I tell you Halloween would be much kinder when your fat like I'm
if every house instead of candy gave you a pumpkin pie,

I'm usually just around like stew,
pouting like Stewie,
to anyone who knew me,
every mom knows who needs Halloween,
when their kids already a goth or ghoul,

How's halloween in Iraq I wonder,
are they saying sticks and stone won't break bones,
while making bombs for us in their homes,

Just watch president Bush or ask,
I bet he catches his wife wearing a Bin Laden mask,

All halow's eve you can catch the fright,
when what should really scare ya,
is what is in that haunted house?,

is it a ghost, a demon, or is it Condelessa Rice?

What of all things I want to see the Halloween,
is a Cheney hunting party, with shotgun wounds bleeding,

My dad will have his dangling spider routine,
for this second year, last year I tried to stomp on it,
it wouldn't be caught,
I'm not too much of a spider fan, except spiderman, i'm a fan,

This Halloween will pass hopefully very spooky,
while children get scared,
grown-ups get artsy,
in the haunted house,
things have gotten rather wacky,
as the least popular President ever,
wants to be President forever.