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My 1st Time - My 1st Condom (((ROFL)))
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06-28-2006
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My 1st Time - My 1st Condom (((ROFL)))

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 or so.
I went into a drugstore to buy a package of condoms.
There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I
was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No".
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store.
It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door and
locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbutt! oned her blouse
and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite
you?"
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said, it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and
laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on, " she insisted, "we don't have much time." So I climbed
on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow,! I was done within a minute.
She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I replied,
"I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.


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Old 07-11-2006, 11:20 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:21 AM
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LMAO!
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Old 07-12-2006, 08:58 AM
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Haha, I like that joke alot.
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:15 PM
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Seems as if your a female
with hidden or got hidden
talents .

Ha, Ha.
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Old 09-30-2006, 01:25 AM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like that one also!!!
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Old 11-29-2006, 05:40 PM
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lol very funny
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