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that was way over my headh, as I'm used to Yugo...

so let me try:

There once was a bitch
Her leg always twitched
Then 'long came the "man" with a big huge dick

He sliced and he banged and cut a tree down
Fucked the horrid bitch, till there was talk 'round town

And when his poor ol' Ma
Heard talk 'round down
She beat his 17 year old ass senseless
For fucking with the town-clown

Now poor ole Prince Priceless
Wants to be like old Boss Hog
Collecting welfare checks
And and licking wounded paw

Sorry never entered into his sorry brain
Then he turned and knew
She was playin' for a fool

Now poor ole Prince Priceless
Knows the truth of her
To bad it ever happened
To him 'tid never occured

That pretty pickled Proturess
Was after gilded gold
Of a "Father" that had ever fucked her
Left her dead and cold....


**moral of the story**
He's fucked AND a sorry sap
Sob!

Jacquii.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Looking 4 some fun
Jack went down
On Jills sweet crown
And Jill came not long after

A lady walked in the wrong hut,
Expecting a style and a cut,
but by signing a clause
for a bath and massage
They tattooed " come back soon" on her butt.

LOL - great writes ladies LOL
I must've really been on some kinda crazy stuff when I wrote my ditty

Jacquii.

I guess I shouldn't feel realy really bad, It is afterall in ADULTS ONLY

rofl...I found some of these jokes also here we go

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her ......
(but she didn't wear that one very often)

This last one isn't naughty but it made me laugh all vegetarians stay away from this one...

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

The entries are too funny...please keep this goin'!!!! Oh My Goodness......lololol

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Jack wasn't nimble
Jack wasn't quick
Jack burned his dick
on the candlestick.


Peter, Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't please her,
So he gave her to the wolf you know
Who ate her up from head to toe.


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider
that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned it's wool to nylon.


Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed thre girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.