"oops, i have growth right there... it's not what you think" mike said. john looked at mike in suspicion... "yeah right, as soon as i got out of the shower your growth 'popped' up" john said. mike looked shocked. "are you implying that i go for that kind of thing?! i assure you i do not! most certianly i do not!"

john looked at mike. mike looked at john. they both burst out laughing. "oh my god! the things we come up with at times huh?" john crackled. "yeah i now, it's like we're afriad of that kind of thing. we're both married to!" mike slapped his knee.. "this is just to funny! i cant stop laughing!" mike said. john gave mike a red hot passionate look, " but you know mike, i think that growth of yours is pretty satisfying.. and i've always wanted to tell you man... deep down inside, i really love you bro! i know your not so cool with male affection, but is it okay if i gave you a hug?"

mike looked at john in pain, "you know john, i've felt the same way... there's something about you, well it just makes me respect you. you're such a hard worker. your abs are fine and toned. your slick blond hair is in the perfect wave. and you've always been such a big manly friend to me! oh john, of course you can give me a hug!" mike ran up to john, john looked startled. they embraced eachother. a couple minutes rolled by.... john went up for a breather, " hey mike? dont you think we've been hugging for to long?"