A lady in her early nineties comes home from bingo to find her 97 year old husband in bed with a young woman. She runs across the room, picks him up, and throws him out the window of their third story apartment. Later, at the police precinct, the sergeant approaches her. He asks, "ma'am, why did you do it?" She replied, "Well, I figured if he could fuck at his age, he should be able to fly too."