Spark Your Creativity #12 (Writing Prompt Exercise) - Page 2

nomadicrhymer · #10 05-15-2007, 02:59 PM

Oh Canada, they kicked you out!
We Americans shall exclaim and shout
for the sake of “celebritism”….that is
You came to us riding on a white steed
In victory though your heart did bleed

I saw you standing on the edge of Knights
Exquisite lingerie so lacy and white
so unlike your usual starched drawers!
They saluted with swords, their Queen of Sighs
Dipping to see your wrinkled thighs

Oh Majesty, forgive the president
Unknowing which year you came and went
He fell on his head as a baby I think!
Your supreme politeness allowed us to whisper
Resources in poesy for your timeless ear

Take a look at this American pie
Don’t ask where, when, how or why
Or you’re sure to get very crossed eyes!
It’s mixed with apple, cream cheese and rye
To put a twinkle in your old blue eyes

Don’t partake of French cuisine
It all conspires to make you lean
Just learn to say no to frogs once in a while!
We’ll put some meat on those ancient bones
So Phillip won’t think he’s all alone
In the bed…that is!

Nomad

Sealiah · #11 05-15-2007, 03:02 PM

LOL... Nomad, that's priceless!

erikestabrook · #12 05-15-2007, 03:09 PM

one a second read this was very funny those red lines really were brilliant

MsJacquiiC · #13 05-16-2007, 09:15 PM

BRILLIANT INDEED!
But for shame - for shame

Quote:

We’ll put some meat on those ancient bones
So Phillip won’t think he’s all alone
In the bed…that is!

Priceless write MS N - this is one of my favorites now!

JAcquii.

Mysty · #14 05-17-2007, 12:14 AM

Honestly....... I am truly appalled... For shame indeed.

nomadicrhymer · #15 05-17-2007, 10:33 AM

I am truly appalled at myself Mysty & Ms. J. (giggling)

...even while I was writing it (totally horrified)...I absolutely adore the queen, since she was also the queen of my commonwealth country, Belize...still - this was great fun!

Nomad

MsJacquiiC · #16 05-17-2007, 05:31 PM

Yeah- I'm quite enamored of the Queen as well - she seems like kewl people

Hey MS N have you see The Queen with Helen Mirren? AWESOME movie!
But truly - I appreciate this writing, as it "humanizes" the crown and makes the monarchy reachable so to speak = Excellent Excellent write

Jacquii.

nomadicrhymer · #17 05-17-2007, 07:32 PM

Yes, indeed...very excellent movie...loved it!! Isn't it the strangest thing how Royals fascinate us? Life on the other side, I guess...though all the restrictions would certainly not suit my lifestyle...hmmm...maybe that's why the young'uns are breaking out of the mold. lol!

Nomad.

MsJacquiiC · #18 05-17-2007, 11:20 PM

And what cute younguns they are

Yeah - always been fascinated by the Royal Family.
But most recently the 2 young Princes... Both of them are a bit of gorgeousness.

Jacquii.

Tee · #19 05-18-2007, 02:17 PM

Your Majesty, Your Majesty
Miss Queen, Miss Queen
I’m digging you sporting all that bling-bling
Your gown is tight, with all them ruffles and things
Oooo… look at you, that crown matches your ring
I really like your style, and you age very well
Wearing that lingerie, brings you out of your shell
All the older men at this table is under your spell
When I grow up I want to be just like you
Rocking all that fly jewelry, while sporting that hair do
What did you think of the President?
Did you chill with his wife?
Did you two exchange stories of living a fairy tale life?

How did you like the food? You should come to my crib
I will cook you some good sh**, way better than them ribs
Matter fact, here is my address. We’re having a cook out tonight
Stop thru there, before you jump on that flight
They’ll be some chicken, some steak, and some black eyed peas
Potato salad, desert and some good ole country iced tea
I got some homemade BBQ sauce that you won’t be able to resist
And if you don’t want to get all messy, I will fry you some fish
You would get along real well with my auntie Janine
She starts the party as soon as she steps on the scene
She smokes a little herb and she is real serene
Very down to earth if you know what I mean
She’s around your age, but still has a good time
She don’t take no mess, she keeps the youngster’s in line
So come on thru, you will be just fine
And bring Prince Phillip; we got something for him to do
The guys will be playing craps, pool and some basket ball too
We want to show yall how we do it in the dirty south
Cause you a bad mutha….
(And Queen Elizabeth cuts me off and says)
“Shut your mouth”

**she shakes my hand and whispers to me, we’ll be there**