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OK Poetic Peoples - With only 7 days left till Christmas day - The JPiC Moderating Team has come up with an additional fun Seasonal Challenge for you! Thanx to MS KIM & others for the idea!


CHALLENGE:
The 12 Days of Christmas - JPiC STYLE

Drawing your inspiration from the Christmas song "Twelve Days of Christmas" -- each one of us should be familiar with that horribly horrid song -- construct a 12 line parody poem beginning with the 12th day (ending with the 1st) & based on the same stucture as the original song.

Of course - parody poems are meant to be hilariously humorous & slap-my-knee-funny... AND obviously a parody poem based on the 12 Days of Christmas should most definitely end with something smashing (instead of the traditional...and a Partridge in a Peartree) line. ---- For instance I recently heard a song aptly entitled "The Twelve Drugs of Christmas" - I think the last line was "... and a joint filled with ECSTACY"

So have fun constructing, writing & being ABSOLUTELY INSANE with your writes LOL --- It's a parody poem after all - right?




JPiC Moderating Team




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More information on the PARODY style may be found HERE

If I can wake up my muse, I will write something in a couple of days...sounds like fun, fun, fun...Hugs, Twinks
hey this suits me just right... funny...

I shortened it up without all the repeating if anyone wants the repeating in just tell me

12 therapy lessons of Christmas,

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
one you never listen to me,

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two
I'm cheating on thee,

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three do you even love me?,

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
your mistress can't live here for free,

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
five days of couples therapy,

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
6 divorce papers,

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 70,000 in allomony,

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
8 visits to the hospitally,

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
the 9th beautiful baby,

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
10 times a bitching during the football game,

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
I'm moving out of our housy,

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
child custody, just when I thought I was free.

Erik! That doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas at all! It does have a ring of truth to it though!

On a happier note, here is my attempt:

The Twelve Days of Christmas - JPic Style!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my JPic gave to me,
Twelve poets musing,
Eleven lyrics rhyming,
Ten writers cramping,
Nine members posting,
Eight Mods deleting,
Seven stories telling,
Six pics a-waiting,
Five V.I.P's,
Four challenges,
Three PM's
Two contributors
and a forum full of GOOD FRIENDS!

YAY!!!!!!!! Awesome write MS TREE!

Scared of ERIKS "therapy lessons of Christmas though" ROFL
The 70,000$$$$ alimony sounds good though for some new years resolution party

Jacquii.

Erik and Tree... Fabulous entries...Hugs, Twinks

LOL! TY for the !!! enthusiastic !!! comments!

ah we lovely tree light-hearted sort I might try a light-hearted one