MsJacquiiC

Jul 30, 8:37 AM (ET)
By BEN McCONVILLE

EDINBURGH, Scotland (AP) - The land that gave the world Robert Burns also has the dubious honor of producing the "world's worst poet." Now fans of the hapless William McGonagall are campaigning to put him in the pantheon of Scottish literary greats.

The late 19th century poet's work is so bad he carried an umbrella with him at all times as protection from the barrage of rotten tomatoes he faced wherever he recited.

His most famous work, a poem initially titled "The Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay," drew derision from crowds when it required a hasty rewrite after the structure collapsed in 1879.

It became "The Tay Bridge Disaster" with the immortal opening stanza: "Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!/Alas! I am very sorry to say/That ninety lives have been taken away/On the last Sabbath day of 1879/Which will be remember'd for a very long time."

More than 100 years after the poet's death, detractors still won't give him a break: The Scottish literary establishment has blocked plans for a memorial to him at the Writers Museum in Edinburgh alongside those honoring Robert Burns, Robert Louis Stevenson, and Sir Walter Scott.

"The decision to turn down a place for McGonagall was just snobbery pure and simple," said Bob Watt, chairman of the Edinburgh Friends of William McGonagall.

"These academics and arts big wigs don't like McGonagall because he's so accessible - he's the peoples' poet. To me he is one of the greats of Scottish literature. ... He endures to this day because he touches the lives of so many people. He's about laughter, some folk laugh at him while others laugh with him."

Despite his plodding verse and excruciating rhymes, McGonagall has remained in print since his death in 1902. He was branded the "world's worst" by his own publisher who put the epithet on a volume of his works.

McGonagall himself was confident of his genius, believing his poetry to be second only to that of Shakespeare.

Today fans keep the flame alive with regular recitals and their own version of a Burns Supper - the annual gatherings marking Burns' birthday that include prodigious consumption of Scotch whiskey. At McGonagall night, the meal is eaten back to front with the dessert first and ending with the starter.

On such evenings, devotees are likely to declaim vintage McGonagall verses such as: "Beautiful Moon, with thy silvery light/Thou seemest most charming to my sight/As I gaze upon thee in the sky so high/A tear of joy does moisten mine eye."

Neither McGonagall's home town of Edinburgh, nor his adopted city of Dundee, on the east coast of Scotland, has a statue to him - though both have plaques.

Scotland's literary and artistic vanguard The Saltire Society confirmed it had vetoed proposals to honor McGonagall with a slab in the courtyard of the Writers Museums in Edinburgh.

"His work appeals to people because it gives them a sense of superiority. This is mockery rather than appreciation. So-called fans are in fact cruel because they make fun of McGonagall's ineptitude," said Paul Scott, vice-convenor of the society.

Mini-Biography AND Excerpts from 2 Poems From McGonagall Online William Topaz McGonagall, poet and tragedian of Dundee, has been widely hailed as the writer of the worst poetry in the English language.. A self-educated hand loom weaver from Dundee, he discovered his discordant muse in 1877 and embarked upon a 25 year career as a working poet, delighting and appalling audiences across Scotland and beyond. Though he's best known nowadays for The Tay Bridge Disaster, McGonagall actually published well over 200 poems in his lifetime. ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- [Excerpt] The Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay BEAUTIFUL Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay ! With your numerous arches and pillars in so grand array And your central girders, which seem to the eye To be almost towering to the sky. The greatest wonder of the day, And a great beautification to the River Tay, Most beautiful to be seen, Near by Dundee and the Magdalen Green. Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay ! That has caused the Emperor of Brazil to leave His home far away, incognito in his dress, And view thee ere he passed along en route to Inverness. --------------------------- --------------------------- [Excerpt] The Tay Bridge Disaster Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay! Alas! I am very sorry to say That ninety lives have been taken away On the last Sabbath day of 1879, Which will be remember'd for a very long time. 'Twas about seven o'clock at night, And the wind it blew with all its might, And the rain came pouring down, And the dark clouds seem'd to frown, And the Demon of the air seem'd to say- "I'll blow down the Bridge of Tay."

MsJacquiiC

LOL - I just read both of the poems quoted in excerpt above - I must admit - they are quite awfully humorous - I don't know if I'd have named McGonagall "worst poet ever" LOL - but anyway - I thought it funny on the McGonagall Online website - he's referred to as the unintenally hilarious tragedian

The last stanza of the "disaster" poem was quite funny actually - I couldn't imagine having had to rewrite such a poem after having glorified the Tay Bridge in verse - I do think it's hilarious though:

tehehehe - It's an interesting website actually - so if you want - visit: McGonagall Online

Jacquii.

mangodroplet

LOL!
Silly poet...
he's not the WORST, but he is funny xD
And he thought he was amazing...
HAHA.

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That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,

HAHAHAHAHAAH!
I LOVE IT! :]

MsJacquiiC

ROFL - that's one of my favorite lines too - Somehow the word buttresses makes me laugh tehehehe

Jacquii.

mangodroplet

BUTTresses XD
coupled with what men would say... O.o

and GIRDERS!

haha, GIRD your LOINS ladies!

MsJacquiiC