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Old 05-07-2007, 12:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You guys kept it PG?
oh geez. hate to think what rated R was....

A home pregnancy test.
A box of depends.
Vagisil.
Sleeping pills.
A book "No Nonsense Guide to Getting Pregnant"
The book " 1001 Sex positions"
A tire gauge
Vaseline
Ky-jelly
A couple of cucumbers
A dog leash
A box of thumb tacks
A users guide to photocopying
Baby Blue Erotic Movies
Surgical Gloves.
A book titled "Steamy Sex after 55"
Goggles
An inflateable doll
A box of tampons

edible lotion...

funny story, first time i heard about condoms was in the phrase "banana-flavored condoms" when i was in 6th grade. I was thinking, "How do you have a banana flavored house? O.o" haha. didn't find out what it was till 7th grade-health -.-'
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