OMFG - aren't we SENILITY personified
A home pregnancy test.
A box of depends.
Vagisil.
Sleeping pills.
A book "No Nonsense Guide to Getting Pregnant"
The book " 1001 Sex positions"
A tire gauge
Vaseline
Ky-jelly
A couple of cucumbers
A dog leash
A box of thumb tacks
A users guide to photocopying
Baby Blue Erotic Movies
Surgical Gloves.
A book titled "Steamy Sex after 55"
Goggles
An inflatable doll
A box of tampons
whipped cream and chocolate syrup
Preparation H
Fixing Transmissions for Dummies book
A Clothesline (lol)
A Rick James Album
Adults Only Giftbasket
A bottle of cheesewiz
silly string
a cap gun
Chocolate Syrup
Whipped Cream
and Strawberries...
Jar of Vaseline
Dog Shock Collar
a whip & velvet-lines handcuffs
a feather
"Cheaper by The Dozen" Movie
A Certificate to a free "CPR" Class
A "GPS" Device---->Global Positioning System Device
The Book--->The Good, Bad, and the Dominatrix
edible lotion...
and a replacement battery for a DeWalt Hammer Drill and Shop vac combo
a bag of Three Rivers flour 
2 Bottles of black fingernail polish
an old Elvis movie
