Bungee Jump

Sally Roberts · 05-31-2007, 04:00 PM

Whatever possessed me
to take the big leap,
With rubbers attached
to my ankles and feet.
Can't get me to try it
won't catch me up there,
But OH NO!!!! Here I GO!!!!!!
upside down in the air!!!!

NOT READY TO DIE!!!!!!
my brain screamed and then said,
I know I will land
on my face and my head!
Both feet made a jerk
and bounced me to heck,
I couldn't believe
that I still had my neck.

Will I try it again?
no, likely as not,
'Cause I soiled the only
panties I'd brought.
The fall took my bladder,
my bowels and my breath,
I'll just leave it to those
who doesn't fear death.

PaintedDiary · 05-31-2007, 06:06 PM

The Following Text Is Quoted:

Originally Posted by Sally Roberts

Will I try it again?
no, likely as not,
'Cause I soiled the only
panties I'd brought.

Dear Sally,

LOLOLOLOLOL, I loved this write. Those lines are classic gold!!!! I am still laughing my ass off!!!!! Hope you enjoyed the adventure! LOL Awesome! Different, fresh, and new! Excellent Rating!!!

Kim

Sally Roberts · 05-31-2007, 06:21 PM

Thanks Kim

I wouldn't do that again for nothin' The adrenalin rush was too much for me.

So glad you liked it

MsJacquiiC · 05-31-2007, 06:55 PM

And sometimes they say "one is more than enough" LOL - SALLY this write is just too cute lol - I love the spontaneity of this write. And I must admit to a little bit of envy. But then again - never have I been invited to the bungee cord ROFL.... I think I'd do it though - but the cord had better be able to support 600 lbs

Nice poem. Fresh AND cute - Thanx for the read.

Jacquii.

bloodletting_of_the_sky · 06-05-2007, 10:32 AM

oh lord... this one was hilarious....
i'm still dealing with residual chuckling...
you have a great light hearted style.. which gives me a glimpse of your personality in real life... i already know that you would be a very fun person to hang around with....
two thumbs up for making me laugh....

Sally Roberts · 06-06-2007, 11:26 AM

Thank You very much.
Jacquii. I am glad I could put a smile on your pretty face. Laughter is the best medicine, Exstreem sports I believe are for the extreemests. and I don't believe I can really handle the shock of it. I think I will keep my feet on the ground from now on.

Phillip "The hunk" Thank you for your warmest comments I appreciate you taking the time to read this one. I like to have fun, but not if it's gonna stretch my neck out LOL.
Thanks hunk

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