4-word Story

MsJacquiiC · 11-19-2006, 09:03 PM

magically turned it invisible.

MsJacquiiC · 11-19-2006, 09:30 PM

**NOTE**
tehehehe - Forgot about this thread - Let's begin wrapping the current story up and begin a new storyline Please. Hopefully within the next 6 to 9 posts

Recap of story:

Once upon a time... there was a magician who loved to make love to disappearing girls. On one summers day behind erotic magical mirrors the boy saw his grandma cleaning the cobwebs and found a condom.

He then endeavored to try a new trick, one that's scary and cannot be repeated... So he withdrew his sword [and] plunged it deep into the tiger trainer [who] screamed as he realised no blood was leaking. Instead the sword froze and started to trembling... The sword magically disappeared and the tiger too.

Grandma took the sword and whispered magic words. The magician appeared and began to fondle his friend's Grandma like a [whip] locked in his room.

Grandma started screaming when she realized her leg got stuck. Then all of a sudden the tiger began to nibble all over Nana's curly, gray pubic hairs.

Tiger began to gag and started to disappear, leaving only curly gray forensics & paw prints that scientists can't get an exact match for because tiger ate Grandma's passport which was in her little black purse!

Nana's in jail now because she used her crack pipe to get some money for more drugs! She was [then] approched by a tall sexy warlock with a big, ugly, hairy, MOLE, which was as big [as] the tiger's orange ass.

So - the magician then took Grandma's money and changed his name to The Joker. Then he went to Las Vegas and began to gamble and won lots of money but magically turned it invisible.