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[MsJacquiiC]

Oooooooo! This feels really good. Can I do this every other day?

Things you shouldn't say to a flight attendant.

[nomadicrhymer]

I think I feel the knife slipping that's strapped to my leg, can you help me with that?

Things you shouldn't say While begging the teacher to change your F to a D.

[MsJacquiiC]

It's not cheating really and it's a little more ethical than changing it to a B+

Things you shouldn't say to your psychiatrist when he says to you, "No of course I don't think you're nuts."

[nomadicrhymer]

So it's perfectly logical to have this urge to carve and "S" on your face?

Things you shouldn't say to your boss when he's about to give you a raise.

[MsJacquiiC]

And here I was thinking that you're a stingy fat bstard

Things you shouldn't say right before eloping.

[nomadicrhymer]

Let's wait for my Ex... she's giving us a ride! lol!

Things you shouldn't say before having sex.

[butchiesmom]

"No. Please leave the lights off!"

Things you shouldn't say to your mother-in-law.

[MsJacquiiC]

Hey Fatass - I really hate your son.

Things you shouldn't say to the President of the United States.

[nomadicrhymer]

Pres. Clinton - Can I see if my earring fell under your desk?

Things you shouldn't say going thru airport security. (has this one come up yet?)

[MsJacquiiC]

I hope the bomb-sniffing dogs aren't around

Things you shouldn't say to Dr. Maya Angelou.