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Old 10-21-2007, 10:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've never understood why the men's and the women's sexual lust are so different.
I've never really understood the whole thing about Venus and Mars.
I've never understood why men think with the head, and women with their hearts. For example.

One night last week, my girlfriend and I went to bed. The passion begins to glow in the bedroom, when she at last says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to old me". I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!". And she says the words every boyfriend hates to hear...

"You don't have enough contact with my emotional needs as a women, for me to be able to please your physical needs as a man". She answered my question by saying "Can't you just love me for who I am, and not for what I do in the bedroom for you?".

When I understood that nothing would happen that night, I fell asleep.

The next day I took the day off from work to be with her. We went out and ate a nice lunch, and we went shopping in a big mall. I went with her in the stores when she tried several really expensive clothings. She couldn't decide which one so I told her that we'll take them all. She wanted shoes to complement her new clothings. I told her we had to buy shoes for each ensemble.

We went later to the jewel -part of the mall and picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Allow me to say... She was so excited.

She must have thought I was one step from a mental institute. I almost began to think she was testing me when she asked if she could get a tennis bracelet, when she can't even play tennis. I think she thought I was nuts when I said "That's fine honey". She was almost sexually pleased of all the shopping.

With a great smile she finally said "I think that's all honey, let's go pay".
I could barely wait until I at last said "No honey, I don't feel like it".

Her face went white and her cheek fell to the ground with a surprised "WHAT?".
I told her "Honey, I just want you to hold the stuff for a while. You don't have enough contact with my financial needs as a man, for me to be able to please you as a women".
She looked like she was about to kill me, and I continued "Why can't you just love me for who I am, instead of the things I buy for you?".

Apparently I won't get laid tonight either..
 

Old 10-21-2007, 02:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha! Loved it! Bravo!

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Old 10-21-2007, 05:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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She should have stopped at the tennis bracelet
 

Old 10-21-2007, 05:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey now Tanax,

Atta boy!!!!
Bully, bully!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha...........
I can see the look on her face now, lolol....
Luved it - bet it was a while before ya got some sugar for your coffee.....
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Old 10-21-2007, 05:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What I like about this writing is that it illustrates problems common in American relationships. I think both couples are to blame here. Of course you are both young and hopefully one day you will both be wise enough to care about each other's needs and not be selfish. Playing games to get even is not the answer. One saying I tell my kids is, I may not be an expert in math, but a little simple addition can make some things clear.
1 wrong + 1 wrong = 2 wrongs
1 wrong = 1 right = 0, and nothing may not seem satisfying,
but it is closer to 1 right than to 2 wrong.
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Old 10-21-2007, 08:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Muuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Great - It is nice to never really have a double standard isn't it? LOL
Great share and good for him tehehehe!

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