Boycotting Valentine

JONATHAN · 02-09-2008, 04:59 AM

Single and happy ? Try the handy pick up lines if you dont want a date for V day ...
1} Did yu fart ?
cause yu just blew me away .

2} Are your parents retarded ?
cause yu sure are special .

3} My love for yu is like diarrhoea ,
I cant hold it in .

4} Do yu hav a library card ?
cause Id sure like to check yu out .

5} Is there a mirror in ure pants ?
cause I see myself in 'em .

6} Yu might not be the best looking gurl in here
but beauty's only a light switch away .

7} Fat penguin ,
Sorry . I just wanted to say something to break the ice .

8} I know Im not Fred Flinstone ,
but I kan sure make your bed rock .

9} I cant find my puppy , can yu help me find him ?
I think he went into this cheap motel room .

10} Your eyes are as blue as a window cleaner.

11} If you're going to regret this in the morning ,
we can sleep till afternoon .

MsJacquiiC · 02-12-2008, 05:53 PM

The Following Text Is Quoted:

Originally Posted by JONATHAN

6} Yu might not be the best looking gurl in here
but beauty's only a light switch away .

OMFG - This is an interesting post coming from the JPiC Resident SEXXXY Boy

That quoted above is CRAZY - #7 is Crazy as hell
Whatever - they all fuckin crazy LOL - YOU'RE CRAZY JON!

Jacquii.

ps - thanx for the laugh lol

PaintedDiary · 02-12-2008, 07:02 PM

Hey Jonathan,

This indeed set my laughter barometer on high...and it is soooo funny! I could have quoted them as all, but I too did fallout from #7.....

...I am sure you have NO problem with getting woman hun....love ya!

PD

Mysty · 02-12-2008, 07:45 PM

LoL Jonathan...... Thanks for making me giggle.

Mysty

MsJacquiiC · 02-13-2008, 03:10 PM

The Following Text Is Quoted:

Originally Posted by JONATHAN

Fat penguin ,
Sorry . I just wanted to say something to break the ice .

Muaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaaaa!
That's so disgustingly horrid LOL

And is that MS KIM getting jiggy wit it???

tehehehehe

Jacquii.

nomadicrhymer · 02-13-2008, 08:31 PM

U R Crazy Jon! Are you boycotting Valentine? I do every year! Welcome to the club!! LOL!

Nomad

Intricate soul · 02-13-2008, 09:15 PM

hey Jon, #11 is absolutely brilliant. gotta use it, maybe i'll score! LOL.

JONATHAN · 02-16-2008, 05:25 AM

Hey yu guyz ....
Im always happy to entertain ..glad yu guyz liked this , Fat penguin ..yeah thats my favourite too ..Fred Flinstones more my kinda line though ,
Boycotting Valentine .. yea Therese thanx for the hearty welcome ... Soul I guess yu wouldnt wanna try that ..yu could miss out on some great sex ...nyway thanx guys

Chester

butchiesmom · 02-16-2008, 11:51 AM

This certainly brought a smile to my face, lol. Have you used any of these lines? If so, what was the reaction?

It even brought a smile to my hubby's face, lol. So cute!

Gail