Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
While having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine
operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a
nearby table, who is eating
a sandwich, begin to cough.
And, after a minute or so,
it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks
at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then she asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the
woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt c
heek a lick with her tongue.
The woman is so shocked that
she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her
mouth.
As she begins to breathe again,
the Hillbilly walks slowly back
to the bar.
Her partner says, 'Ya know, I'd
heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed
nobody do it!'
If you don't send this to five
friends, there will be five fewer
people laughing in the world!!
" Don't Choke in a restaurant "
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