Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette (hearing v. listening)
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.
At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction
on that same road.
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed,
the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts, "HORSE!!"
Immediately the man shouts back, " BITCH!!! "
The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly
to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road,
maintaining his high speed.
Men never listen, and when they do, they
don't understand one word a woman says.
Men are a lot of times a horses ass.
“I do use powerful words to evoke emotion, but also to stimulate imagination. If one can 'see' the words dance before
his eyes - then he can likely feel, smell and even taste them as well. And I do thoroughly enjoy really tasty poems.
My poetry is an emotions-fest sprinkled with a little garlic salt, Mrs. Dash, fresh ginger and Tabasco sauce...
My poetry is like a piece of General Tso's chicken tossed in ghetto soul.” ---MsJacquiiC