Lots Of Humor:

[dOOm-the-world-in-tears]

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!


After marriage.....

lol now it gets funny, read from bottom to top then top to bottom

LOL cool ini?

[MsJacquiiC]

LOL - this was a clever one made me giggle
Thanx for the sharing

JAcquii.

[butchiesmom]

Too funny! Sadly, too true for too many marriages and relationships! What a clever thing to write!

hugs,
Gail