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Old 04-19-2008, 03:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An Israeli doctor says
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says
"That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in four weeks.


A Russian doctor says
"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."


The American doctor, not to be outdone, says

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"You guys are way behind, we recently took an asshole with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."



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Old 04-19-2008, 11:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Love it! You've been posting fantastic jokes, Jacquii!
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Old 04-19-2008, 08:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL - Yes - I've been feeling like getting my silly-silly on for quite some time
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