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Old 07-28-2007, 11:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

  • Satan: Why so glum?
  • Guy: What do you think? I'm in Hell!

  • Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
  • Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

  • Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, and wine coolers. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
  • Guy: Gee, that sounds great!

  • Satan: You a smoker?
  • Guy: You better believe it!
  • Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
  • Guy: Wow.... that's awesome!

  • Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
  • Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
  • Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt...it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.
  • Guy: Cool!

  • Satan: What about Drugs?
  • Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
  • Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead, who cares!
  • Guy: Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!

  • Satan: You gay?
  • Guy: No....
  • Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.




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Old 07-29-2007, 07:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Did you write this Jacquii?

LOL,
I feel sorry for the dude.
 
Old 07-30-2007, 03:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol, how bout saturdays and sundays...
 
Old 07-30-2007, 04:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Did you write this Jacquii?

LOL,
I feel sorry for the dude.
No - Actually Nick sent it via email
Thought it was hilarious so posted it for all to enjoy
But why feel sorry - after all it IS hell LOL

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Lol, how bout saturdays and sundays...
OMG - That's the 1st thing I though as well
But I thought Friday would be a ball and a half ROFL

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My poetry is like a piece of General Tso's chicken tossed in ghetto soul.” --- MsJacquiiC



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Old 07-30-2007, 02:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha!
They need Saturday and Sunday to recover O.O

haha.
So.....what about the women?
What do they do on Friday?
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world"


omg omg omg!!! I say HUGGLES all the time...and....

ahh!! A HUGGLES SMILIE!!!!
 
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ROFL @ MANGO - I was thinking the same thing actually about Sat & Sun to recover
Didn't think about what the women do though --- Perhaps watch? LOL

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“I do use powerful words to evoke emotion, but also to stimulate imagination. If one can 'see' the words dance before
his eyes - then he can likely feel, smell and even taste them as well. And I do thoroughly enjoy really tasty poems.
My poetry is an emotions-fest sprinkled with a little garlic salt, Mrs. Dash, fresh ginger and Tabasco sauce...
My poetry is like a piece of General Tso's chicken tossed in ghetto soul.” --- MsJacquiiC



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Old 07-31-2007, 05:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha
 
Old 08-10-2007, 02:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL - You so silly

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“I do use powerful words to evoke emotion, but also to stimulate imagination. If one can 'see' the words dance before
his eyes - then he can likely feel, smell and even taste them as well. And I do thoroughly enjoy really tasty poems.
My poetry is an emotions-fest sprinkled with a little garlic salt, Mrs. Dash, fresh ginger and Tabasco sauce...
My poetry is like a piece of General Tso's chicken tossed in ghetto soul.” --- MsJacquiiC



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Old 08-10-2007, 03:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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crazy's the word xD

Or mananical (manic-ish? )
hehe.
 
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