Member Introductions:

[eatmypen]

Hello Jpic!

I'm a 100%-foreign student currently residing within the maelstorm of cultural activity that is Omaha, Nebraska in the United States. I've pretty much "wanted to be a writer" all my life, through a decade of filial oppression at the hands of a Family of Doctors. Sincere words of advice: the next time you see a Family of Doctors, run the other way. Screaming.

Hoping to meet a diverse group of open-minded writers who will know that "That's awesome... for a foreign guy" is NOT a compliment.

[FaShaBaby]

Funny intro, lol.

Good to meet ya. Welcome to the board! Looking forward to reading your work.

[PaintedDiary]

Eat my what?.........Just Kidding!!!! Welcome as you can see you can park your car here!!!!!! Nice to meet you, and looking forward to reading your pieces. You bring humor which is nice.

Much Luv'...~*Painted Diary*!

[eatmypen]

Thank you! The car is parked, the engine's running, the hose has been attached... now where are the kids!

As you can see, the humor often misses, but thank you for the tolerance.

eatmypen sounded so much more hardcore before I realized just how many words pen could be a euphemism for.

He shoots... himself in the foot.

[MsJacquiiC]

Hey EAT - Just preached a very horrible sermon about that scourge that is Doctor.......... don't even get me started about the hypocrisy that is medical student whom like to clean teeth.... LOL

Truly - WELCOME TO JPIC!
Glad to have you along for the interesting whatever-you-want-to-call-it

I am your lovely Webmistress & hope to see some really interesting pieces of poetry from you - You've piqued my interest!

Make yourself all comfy & such & have fun postin in the forums!
Nice to meet you and pay no attention to the really really really happy smilie!

Jacquii.