Miscellaneous:

[TheBlackPoet]

Divine Boxing Match

“According to King James, we find ourselves witness to the perpetual battle of Good, aka GOD; and Evil, aka SATAN.”
“Welcome to Round Two!”
“And we begin this fight with SATAN holding GOD to the ropes!”
“But GOD’s not out of the fight just yet!”
“GOD’s been known to cause a flood when he’s caught in the ropes.”
“Yes, he’s even caused plagues and even destroyed cities too!”
“But you have to give him his credit,that Ol’ SATAN is giving GOD a wicked whupping!”
“So it seems.”
“I Tell ya, GOD is taking some mighty powerful "holocaust" jabs from SATAN.”
“But look at GOD! Not a drop of blood!”
“Ah., GOD doesn’t bleed…., he’s not real…”
“Oh yeah…”
“Well SATAN is really giving GOD a lot of left hook “wars” and left jab “pestilence””
“It looks like SATAN is really laying it on thick…”
“I have to say, so far, SATAN is winning round two…”
“I guess I’m a little confused about this whole match….”
“How so?”
“Well they say, GOD created this ring, this match, the “Mankind” trophy, and in fact, everything.., if that’s true, why is GOD even fighting SATAN?, I mean, didn’t he also CREATE SATAN as well?”
“That’s a very good question! Maybe after this match, we’ll ask GOD what’s up with that?!”
“Oh! Did you see that?! GOD just delivered an arsenal of “Heavenly” combinations to SATAN’s head and mid-section.”
“I think SATAN is starting to understand that GOD is good, but GOD is no pushover…. He must respect him at all times…”
“You may be right, but SATAN is not a fighter that has a history of listening to reason…”
“Oh! And GOD ducks a potential TKO “world war three” upper-cut”
“Yeah, had GOD been hit with that.., this match would most likely be over…”
“GOD is tapping SATAN with some solid “Freedom”, “Justice” “Equality” Body shots. Driving SATAN into his pits.”
“SATAN is back-pedaling, trying to get out of GOD’S “Thunderstorm”.”
“GOD is starting to bring the fight to SATAN.”
“SATAN has gone from offense to defense!”
“He’s trying to return some white supremacy hooks, but GOD is throwing lightning bolts and every punch is a thunder-clap!”
“Oh! GOD is bringing the fight!”
“I think this is it! GOD is gonna do it!”
“GOD is unrelenting! SATAN thought GOD was benign! He took GOD for granted!”
“GOD is opening up heaven gates! And calling home all his faithfuls!”
“SATAN can do nothing now, but hope the match is stopped!”
“SATAN is buckling!”
“He’s Buckling!”
“GOD is bringing’em home! Everyone of his punches are believers!”
“SATAN can’t take too much more!”
“He’s going!”
(in unison) “Going!”
“Here it comes!”
“GOD is winding up for “the final call!”
“Armegeddon!”
“And there goes SATAN going down for the seven count!”
“I cant believe this!”
“When everyone but the believers thought GOD had left the building, He comes back in his own time!”
“And shows why he is the KING OF KINGS and the LORD OF LORDS
The ALPHA and the OMEGA!!”
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this fight is over! This fight is over!”
“In two rounds, GOD has proven to all he is the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION”
“Look at him as they adorn him with great HONOR and the MANKIND TROPHY!”
“After seeing this divine fight, I have to say, it truly belongs to HIM!”
“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning into to the DIVINE FIGHT! Be sure to join us next time for; (in unison)
HEAVEN vs. HELL the LAST HOLY WAR….

[mangodroplet]

Haha :]
This made me laugh...although I think it shouldn't have xD
but yeah.

BUT I LOVED IT :]
put a smile on my face at this time of night....
*happy that God won (of course)*

-Mango