Miscellaneous:

[magglyn]

The teacher talking to her class
Wanted a sentence with ‘Fascinate’ in it
‘The gestation time of an elephant is 18 to 22 months’
Said the girl swot
‘Fascinating isn’t it?

The teacher reproached this mindful child
‘It was the word Fascinate I was looking for’
Not the word fascinating
Although your description I adore

‘We were fascinated at the local zoo’
Said a child who was much elated
Ah! The teacher said again
I want ‘Fascinate’ not ‘Fascinated’

Little Johnny he rose up
From his seat he stood
The teacher had dealt with him before
She knew he was no good

‘My auntie’s had breast implants’
The teacher she knew her fate
‘My aunties got a ten button jumper
But she can only fasten eight’