Miscellaneous:

[magglyn]

The Grannies are wearing leather
With brollies they are armed
A cordon's been thrown around the old folks home
The Police have been beaten and harmed

A gang of 'Hells Angels' they rode in
All attitude menace and swagger
They were surrounded and beaten to a bloody pulp
Out of town the 'Angels' did stagger

Martial law has been declared
The army made early morning raids
But alas they were all blown to bits
Cos in their bloomers the Grannies had hand grenades

The Grannies had grenade launchers
Improvised from a Granny type bra
This could deliver double the ordinance
And bomb the army from afar

The airforce was called, they flew sorties
The Grannies they tried to expunge
With a panty girdle the airforce were shot down
By a ballistic victoria sponge

Peace has returned to our small town
The Grannies are once more benign
How was this cease fire accomplished?
Earl grey and muffins at tea time

[Mysty]

and that was me making the tea and muffins lol......


awesome sequel


Mysty