Miscellaneous:

[magglyn]

She asked me to take her somewhere
She hadn’t been for a while
So I took her to the kitchen
Well it made me smile

I’m an old romantic
Her hand I hold non-stop
Cos if I ever let go of her
She rushes off to shop

She has an electric blender
GHD straighteners for her hair
She said I didn’t buy her gifts
I bought her an electric chair

I haven’t spoken to her in twelve months
Now people please don’t erupt
We haven’t had an argument
I just don’t like to interrupt

If you don’t want to separate
Is what the specialist said
100% of divorces start by getting wed

We argued over the TV
I thought my cause was just
She asked me what was on it
I replied…………. Just dust

In the bedroom our life is jolly
It’s full of fun and frolics
But if I try to get amorous
(Well you can guess the rest)

What God has put together
Let no man put asunder
She looked beatific on that day
She didn’t have a face like thunder

If all brides are beautiful
More delectable than at their prom
Can you please explain to me
Where do ugly wives come from?

[Mysty]

Woman are not born knowing how to nag. Men teach us how.... then live to call us ugly .. when that is what they made us. Women get married expecting the honeymoon to last but it never does. Before long we are no longer cherished..... no longer treated like we are the mans be all and end all. Sadly that is how wives become ugly. How? you say "do men teach women how to nag?" By have the woman have to repeat over and over that the pipes need fixing..... the garbage needs taking out..... the roof has a leak ..... put the toilet seat down.. etc ... the list goes on. Do you seriously think that if women could stand and pee we would continue sitting down to do such a tedious chore?

and there ends my rant.

Sorry no giggle here this time Stuart..... you touched on a sore subject for me.



Mysty