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[TrueBlue]

My Belly Jiggles


My belly jiggles
Because now I am fat
I fell over in the kitchen
And landed on a mat

My belly jiggles
I was once 142 pounds
Now at 190
My girth and corpulence abounds

I should start jogging
Or those tae-bo tapes that I had
But of course I am lazy
And I could never follow a fad

No that is a lie
Like I lie here on the floor
Open the refridgerator
I want some more

[sagesweetwater]

Probably why people stayed thin in the old days was because they had to haul ice blocks to the ice box and there was no LIGHT to see what was inside to eat! I like this poem, measured on a scale from 1 to 190, I give it a 190!
Isn't tae-bo man named Billy Banks? He's buffed!

Sage