Miscellaneous:

[magglyn]

A bus lane and a dual carriageway
Were having a bit of a chat
The bus lane said she fancied someone
The dual carriageway was taken aback

It isn’t that common alleyway
That runs from off this street?
I wouldn’t date an alleyway
This fellows a charmer, swept me off my feet

So who is this mysterious suitor?
Who’s got you all aflutter?
Who’s making your tarmac redden?
Feeling damp in your gutter?

He’s charming and he’s witty
He lives at the side of me
Smart, chic, well dressed
Of cars he’s always free

You cannot fancy that dead beat
You must be having a laugh
I beg you don’t fall for that loser
The man is a Cycle path

[nomadicrhymer]

HAHA! This was pretty witty...I like it...very lighthearted! Nice play on words too...

Nomad