Miscellaneous:

[magglyn]

What 'Odour Eaters' did for your feet
There's a new product that's on the street
It's likely to improve your sexual confidence

If 'Tena Lady' don't stop that smell
If all your confidence is shot to hell
Here's the product you cannot live without

If oral sex is your thing
It'll give your nethers that confidence ring
Sure to please the man that's in your life

It's a little pill you slip inside
Don't close your legs, you can open up wide
The bearded clam never tasted so good before

He used to gargle with 'Listerene'
Now he eats pussy that tastes supreme
A minty taste every time he dines on you

It'll make your pussy his favourite dish
You no longer have to smell like fish
It's in the shops now, it's name is 'Minty Minge'



'Minty Minge is the trademark of the 'Better tasting Bell End and 'Scrumptious Scrotum' Co

Prolonged use could cause 'Lickalitus' otherwise known as tired tongue or also lethargic lingam!

[magglyn]

Do you want the most exiting 18 mins of your life?

Coming to a TV close to you or maybe even a 'Manxradio.com' to you. From the Isle of Man we present a lap of the TT coarse, the greatest road race in the world. I'm sorry America but your Indie 500 pales into insignificance.

Come and join us and wonder at the idiocy of these riders!