02-27-2008, 02:21 PM
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Last Online: 05-28-2008 04:46 PM
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Wayne and Sharon
I told you not to drive through there
I told you you’d get stuck
I’ve had to walk through this river
It’s slimy and I’m covered with muck
So Sharon berated her boyfriend
Well he’d made a bit of a mistake
But the water didn’t look that deep
It was a simple error to make
Poor Wayne he got it in the neck
Sharon cursed him with all of her might
He hoped the sofa was comfortable
For that’s where he’d be spending the night
Even though Sharon was livid
She’d warned her boyfriend, to be fair
Wayne! The constable’s coming
Hey Wayne! Get that cart out of there!
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