Miscellaneous:

[magglyn]

As I sit in the Doctors surgery
Pain etched across my face
I wish I’d been a bit more careful
Took things at a slower pace

The cause of my anxiety
That’s caused my trembling lip?
When I took a quick splash and dash
Too quickly I pulled up my zip

A scream like from a beast of Hades
Escaped from deep in me
I didn’t dare to pull the zip downwards
Taste the agony of liberty

So I stood, well actually hunched over
Crying and spaced out
Half of me in my trousers
And half of me without

I wish I’d been more careful
To make sure that the beast it was caged
Then I wouldn’t be in this predicament
My fears would’ve all been assuaged

Now I stand here half a man
Cos the zipper bit my dick
I’ve now got a half circumcision
Without the aid of anaesthetic

The Doctor tells me it will work again
I hope he’s not telling me lies
No more fancy fasteners for me
From now on I’m wearing button up flies

[blackandbluelover]

I have to say, I hope you're imagining this scenario. If not then my commiserations to you and your member. This poem has really lifted my mood, so thank you very much, everyone needs some immature humour once in a while.
Keep it up
Love Alice xx