For my New Year's resolutions
There's no easy soul solutions
Giving back the restitutions
What I promise every year.
Last time I nearly made it
And I hate to over rate it
But I simply over ate it
and now I'm out to (--------here-------)
To loose the pounds I judge
Won't be lost by eating fudge
So reluctantly I grudge
To excersize my rear.
They'll be no more mistakes,
No matter what it takes
From tasteless dry rice cakes
With a healthy roaring cheer.
Richard Simmons here I come
No more eating every crumb
Tighten up my weighty bum
and reach my goal from here!
So now I will begin
To loose my double chin
To thin myself again
And win the fight this year!
Wish me luck
Blessings