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Salad Dressing Semen Spawns Trouble
Here is the man of the hour, Marco Raphael Castro. Mr. Castro, 17, is a senior at Wheaton North High School in Illinois and has been charged with disorderly conduct and attempted aggravated battery for rubbing one out into the ranch dressing container and placing it back into the condiment cart for everyone else to enjoy.
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Salad Dressing Semen Spawns Trouble May 24, 7:25 PM (ET)
WHEATON, Ill. (AP) - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria.
DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.
Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid.""If you prove to me you're worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen said.
Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.
Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.
Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie filled with crude stunts.
"I have no explanation for what I did," Castro said in court. "I felt bad after I did it."
Harry Smith, Castro's attorney, noted that the teen already had been punished, including missing the end of his senior year and humiliating himself and his family.
"It has not been without consequences," Smith said.
Here is the official letter sent from the principal of Wheaton North High School
to parents explaining the extra saltiness in the ranch dressing.
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Talk about deliciously high-protein
I actually wonder did he have any help and who reported the unfortunate incident AND was it actually good for him
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ROFL - they said he squeezed one out in to the salad dressing ROFL tehehehehe
