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A spoof on the famous scene in Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet...at Burger King
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:52 AM
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Romeo and Juliet...at Burger King
Romeo
Juliet
Boss

Juliet: of McDonalds
Romeo: of Burger King

SCENE: at McDonalds, Juliet mopping the floor

Romeo: How bright! What light bounces off the linoleum floors that my lover has cleaned! It is a flashlight, and Juliet is a firework! Get up, you spark and burn off the brown field which is already splattered with grease! Oh how she grasps that mop, that I wish I could be that mop to be held by her!
Juliet: A Spill!
Romeo: She talks! Oh, talk again my yellow-red angel!
Juliet: Romeo, why the heck are you Romeo! Deny your restaurant and refuse your pay, or if you won’t just tell me and I’ll quit McDonalds forever!
Romeo: Should I hear more, or stop her?
Juliet: It’s just your restaurant that is my enemy. You are yourself, not just a Burger King employee. What’s Burger King? It is not burger, nor French fry, nor anything else made by known meat. Romeo, quit your job and take me away to work at Denny’s!
Romeo: I am here to take you away!
Juliet: (screams)
Boss: What’s going on in there? Get back to work!
Juliet: Nothing, nothing’s happening! (Whispering) It is dangerous for you to be in this McDonalds establishment!
Romeo: Let them chop off my finger and put it in the chili!
Juliet: They don’t make Chili here!
Romeo: Fine! Let them chop me up into little pieces and put me in the mystery meat chicken nuggets!
Boss: HURRY UP!!!!!!!
Juliet: No, they might put you in the fry fryer! I must go!
Romeo: I don’t care! I have loved you since we met at the job fair! Are you going to leave me without a thought?
Juliet: What can I give you?
Romeo: Give me your word! Let’s run off to Denny’s and fill ketchup bottles together!
Kiss
Juliet: Wait! This is too fast! We’re not thinking!
Romeo: I’ll get you a milkshake!
Juliet: OK, fine, when will you instant message me?
Romeo: 9:00 AM
Boss: What the heck are you doing back there?!
Juliet: Bye, I must go to finish my nuggets!
Boss: Juliet! There is the order of Chicken Nuggets!
Romeo: No, don’t leave!
Juliet: Bye my love, I will be waiting for you and my milkshake.







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Old 02-26-2007, 11:47 AM
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Cute! I saw Burger King and Romeo and Juliet and knew I had to read it, lol. It was worth the time. Who doesn't know of that famous balcony scene? Using it, with a little tweaking, was a brilliant idea, lol.
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Haha thanks!
It was for my theater class, and we had to make kinda a spoof on something famous :]

it was soo much fun...haha
and it was around the time of the chili's incident...


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Old 02-26-2007, 10:45 PM
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Mango, that was just TOO funny! An original idea, I have to say...I've never heard of a Romeo and Juliet/fast food spoof before.

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Old 02-26-2007, 10:57 PM
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Hehe I'm Glad you liked it


spoofs are fun...especially when you're itching for fast food....


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HAHAHA this is great. lol
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Nice and fun! I knew this was good. hahaz
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Haha Thanks Apryl :]
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Thanks Kaya too!

It was soo much fun writing this xD



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