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Old 07-28-2008, 12:37 AM
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  • Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. (((Ha! Could have used this one recently: http://jpicforum.info/questions-conc...-use-6652.html )))

  • You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

  • Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

  • Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

  • Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

  • Do I look like a people person?

  • This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

  • I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

  • Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

  • Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-
    control?

  • I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

  • Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

  • Do they ever shut up on your planet?

  • I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!

  • Back off!! You're standing in my aura.

  • Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

  • I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

  • Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

  • Wait ... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

  • Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.

  • Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

  • You look like shit. Is that the style now?

  • Earth is full. Go home.

  • Aww, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

  • A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

  • You are depriving some village of an idiot.

  • If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

  • Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?



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You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Loved the list. Starting chuckling out loud when I read the above, lol. Thought you had my number for sure, lol.

Wait ... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

This one...there's quite a few people I could've said this to at one time or the other, lol.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Ok, now, this has me nailed! How'd you find out? lol

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