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Old 02-09-2008, 05:59 AM
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Boycotting Valentine

Single and happy ? Try the handy pick up lines if you dont want a date for V day ...
1} Did yu fart ?
cause yu just blew me away .

2} Are your parents retarded ?
cause yu sure are special .

3} My love for yu is like diarrhoea ,
I cant hold it in .

4} Do yu hav a library card ?
cause Id sure like to check yu out .

5} Is there a mirror in ure pants ?
cause I see myself in 'em .

6} Yu might not be the best looking gurl in here
but beauty's only a light switch away .

7} Fat penguin ,
Sorry . I just wanted to say something to break the ice .

8} I know Im not Fred Flinstone ,
but I kan sure make your bed rock .

9} I cant find my puppy , can yu help me find him ?
I think he went into this cheap motel room .

10} Your eyes are as blue as a window cleaner.

11} If you're going to regret this in the morning ,
we can sleep till afternoon .



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Old 02-12-2008, 06:53 PM
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6} Yu might not be the best looking gurl in here
but beauty's only a light switch away .
OMFG - This is an interesting post coming from the JPiC Resident SEXXXY Boy

That quoted above is CRAZY - #7 is Crazy as hell
Whatever - they all fuckin crazy LOL - YOU'RE CRAZY JON!

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Old 02-12-2008, 08:02 PM
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Hey Jonathan,

This indeed set my laughter barometer on high...and it is soooo funny! I could have quoted them as all, but I too did fallout from #7........I am sure you have NO problem with getting woman hun....love ya!

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LoL Jonathan...... Thanks for making me giggle.

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Fat penguin ,
Sorry . I just wanted to say something to break the ice .
Muaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaaaa!
That's so disgustingly horrid LOL

And is that MS KIM getting jiggy wit it??? tehehehehe

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U R Crazy Jon! Are you boycotting Valentine? I do every year! Welcome to the club!! LOL!

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Old 02-13-2008, 10:15 PM
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hey Jon, #11 is absolutely brilliant. gotta use it, maybe i'll score! LOL.



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Old 02-16-2008, 06:25 AM
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