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Boycotting Valentine
Single and happy ? Try the handy pick up lines if you dont want a date for V day ... 1} Did yu fart ?
cause yu just blew me away .
2} Are your parents retarded ?
cause yu sure are special .
3} My love for yu is like diarrhoea ,
I cant hold it in .
4} Do yu hav a library card ?
cause Id sure like to check yu out .
5} Is there a mirror in ure pants ?
cause I see myself in 'em .
6} Yu might not be the best looking gurl in here
but beauty's only a light switch away .
7} Fat penguin ,
Sorry . I just wanted to say something to break the ice .
8} I know Im not Fred Flinstone ,
but I kan sure make your bed rock .
9} I cant find my puppy , can yu help me find him ?
I think he went into this cheap motel room .
10} Your eyes are as blue as a window cleaner.
11} If you're going to regret this in the morning ,
we can sleep till afternoon .
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6} Yu might not be the best looking gurl in here
but beauty's only a light switch away .
OMFG - This is an interesting post coming from the JPiC Resident SEXXXY Boy
That quoted above is CRAZY - #7 is Crazy as hell
Whatever - they all fuckin crazy LOL - YOU'RE CRAZY JON!
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Hey Jonathan,
This indeed set my laughter barometer on high...and it is soooo funny! I could have quoted them as all, but I too did fallout from #7........I am sure you have NO problem with getting woman hun....love ya!
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Fat penguin ,
Sorry . I just wanted to say something to break the ice .
Muaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaaaa!
That's so disgustingly horrid LOL
And is that MS KIM getting jiggy wit it??? tehehehehe
...I am sure you have NO problem with getting woman hun....love ya!
Mysty
