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Old 12-28-2006, 01:08 AM
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Bull Story

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was
the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See,
he mated 50 times last year...once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,

"This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's
ribs, said, That's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this
one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow."






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""Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow.""


FUNNY!!! thanks for that story,loool



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