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Christmas in Prison
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE Christmas and all through the cells
The convicts were locked up and madder than hell
Except for the lifers kicked back on their bunks
Heads filled with visions of fat little punks
When suddenly from the rooftop there arose such a roar
That the bulls thought it must be a riot for sure
The goon squad ran in and stood ready to hit
Then the sergeant yelled out, "Who started this shit"
"It came from the rooftop," sniveled a snitch
"Must be a breakout, Oh son of a bitch"
They climbed to the rooftop by way of the stairs
And found a fat little freak in red underwear
"No, No" said the dude "I bring you good cheer"
"God Dam," said the Captain, "We caught us a queer"
"All right, Get your hands on the wall"
They shook him down real good, body cavities and all
They booked him and threw him in the hole with a kick
Well, so much for Christmas, they busted Saint Nick.



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