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Old 08-04-2007, 05:15 PM
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A guy dies and goes to hell. The devil meets him at the gate and says, "Alright, you have died and come to hell.
You will spend eternity here, but you may get to choose how to spend it.
You may choose one of these three dorways. Once you choose a door, you may not change it. So let's get started.

The devil opens door number one. The guy looks in and sees a couple of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor. The guy says, "No way, let's move on.

The devil opens door number two. The guy sees a few more poor souls standing on their heads on a wood floor. The guy says, "No way, let's move on."
The devil opens door number three. The guy sees a bunch of souls standing knee-deep in cow manure drinking coffee. The guy says, "Great, this is one I will chose. The devil says, "Ok, wait here, I will get you some coffee."
The guy settles in with his coffee thinking that this isn't so bad. What's the big deal?"

After about ten minutes a voice comes out over a loud speaker saying, "Okay coffee break's over, back on your heads.
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Old 08-04-2007, 10:40 PM
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Ewue,

That is really gross. LOl



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Poor thing, so basically all the doors do the same thing, except the material of the floor, hahaz.. good one...
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I've heard this one before
but never seen it in print before
GREAT SHARE! Thanx for the laugh!

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