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" Don't Choke in a restaurant "
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:25 AM
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" Don't Choke in a restaurant "

Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
While having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine
operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a
nearby table, who is eating
a sandwich, begin to cough.
And, after a minute or so,
it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress.



One of the hillbillies looks
at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then she asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the
woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt c
heek a lick with her tongue.
The woman is so shocked that
she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her
mouth.

As she begins to breathe again,
the Hillbilly walks slowly back
to the bar.

Her partner says, 'Ya know, I'd
heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed
nobody do it!'

If you don't send this to five
friends, there will be five fewer
people laughing in the world!!


[ Y had no input into the
writing of this JOKE, it was
sent to me to share with
others. Please enjoy as
Y did. ]
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Old 05-04-2008, 04:31 AM
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Abae I moved this post because it is not an original poem ..... it is a joke and the place for jokes is in this forum.


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Old 05-05-2008, 05:35 AM
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Um - no problem...
So - are you JEN?
At anyrate - you probably need to edit your profile so that your postbit info will not be blank...

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I've already had this sent to me and thought it funny then as now!
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Gail,

Thanks for the note
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Yeah.... it is a real
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