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Dynamite!! ((Rated PG-13 for Mature Smilie))
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Old 10-08-2007, 09:05 PM
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Dynamite!! ((Rated PG-13 for Mature Smilie))

This body builder takes off his shirt and the blond says,
"What a great chest you have!" He tells the blond,
"That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby."

He takes off his pants and the blond says,
"What massive Calves you have!"
The body builder tells the blond,
"That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear, and the blond goes
running out of the Apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after.
He catches up and asks why the blond
ran out of the apartment like that.

The blond replies,


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LOL @ MS N - finally found a use for the dynamite smilie did ya?
No prob MYSTY - I'm glad you enjoyed it, as it does seem a lot of the time that I was put here on Earth for one reason alone - to make Peoples smile, laugh and otherwise find inspiration in the midst of ugh

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WHEW ! ! ! I'm glad she didn't use the opportunity to blow him up !



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