The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Gloria," the man replied.
"Sir, Gloria is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you
would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Gloria," he replied.
Just then, Gloria appeared and announced to the man that she
charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five
thousand dollars and gave them to Gloria, and they went upstairs. After
an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding
to see Gloria. Gloria explained that no one had ever come back two
nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price
was still $5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Gloria, and they
went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
Gloria and they went upstairs.
After their session, Gloria questioned the man. "No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, " North Dakota ."
"Really" she said. "I have family in North Dakota .."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's
attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
