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Old 04-30-2007, 12:25 AM
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How To Install A Home Security System In The South
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place the boots on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note with large writing on your door that reads:

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Hey Bubba, Big John, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back
in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part
in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four
of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.



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You got us rolling
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This otta work
just about anywhere!!!!
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I see you've been to my cousin, Bubba's place! Ok, just kidding! I read the first line, knew (well kinda did) what was coming and sat back for the ride! Hysterical!
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ROFL - I'm from Tennessee and this reminds me of the "You know you're a redneck..." jokes LOL - Glad YAWL enjoy

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now, just add some red meat and you got Saw IV !



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