An Israeli doctor says
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says
"That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says
"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says