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Old 06-22-2008, 12:07 PM
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of telling me it's not so, he comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They’ll grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied.

I stopped what I was doing. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive. With a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.



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Ha! Had to bring the cheeks smilie for that one LOL

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LOL that was hilarious, thanks for the laugh!



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