butchiesmom

This was sent to me by a friend who breeds and shows boxers. There are most certainly different breeds in this one, lol. Remember, I didn't come up with this one, just passing it along, lol.


New Breeds of Dogs

Cross a Collie and a Lhasa Apso to get a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Cross a Spitz and a Chow Chow to get a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
Cross a Pointer and a Setter to get a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Cross a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund to get a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
Cross a Pekingnese and a Lhasa Apso to get a Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Cross an Irish Water Spaniel and an English Springer Spaniel to get a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Cross a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever to get a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
Cross a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound to get a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Cross a Terrier and a Bulldog to get a Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Cross a Bloodhound and a Labrador to get a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Cross a Malamute and a Pointer to get a Moot Point, owned by... oh, well; it doesn't matter.
Cross a Deerhound and a Terrier to get a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Cross a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu to get a... never mind!

MsJacquiiC

1st response after seeing Collapso is.......... Oh Good GAWD ---- now reading the rest tehehehe - so silly MS GAIL

How crazy - I actually have a spitz-chow mix - never had any issue with her throwing up LOL - she's 14 years old - my best friend....

Poinsetter???? Are you making fun of my country accent? Muuuuuuuuaaaahahahaaaaa!

- what a great list LOL!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO! the two best IMO - but then get to the last one and it's a bullshitter
This is so funny!

Great share for the dog lovers MS GAIL!
You forgot one though....
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a chihuahua?
shitty burritos with an attitude ............. ok - not quite as good...... lol


Jacquii.