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One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in Hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, and wine coolers. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow.... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan:Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt...it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.
Guy: Cool!
Satan: What about Drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead, who cares!
Guy: Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No....
Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.
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Biography: Jacquii Cooke is a 32 year old Black Poet from Oak Ridge, Tennessee. As Webmistress of Poetry in Color Forum, she is devoted to the more abstract styles, especially those with a strong feminine voice that center around the topic of redemption and righting the wrongs of past transgressions.
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Originally Posted by PaintedDiary
LOL
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Originally Posted by JolieH
Did you write this Jacquii?
LOL,
I feel sorry for the dude.
No - Actually Nick sent it via email
Thought it was hilarious so posted it for all to enjoy
But why feel sorry - after all it IS hell LOL
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Originally Posted by KayaOtah
Lol, how bout saturdays and sundays...
OMG - That's the 1st thing I though as well
But I thought Friday would be a ball and a half ROFL
Biography: Jacquii Cooke is a 32 year old Black Poet from Oak Ridge, Tennessee. As Webmistress of Poetry in Color Forum, she is devoted to the more abstract styles, especially those with a strong feminine voice that center around the topic of redemption and righting the wrongs of past transgressions.
One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell
